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Sources close to the family say the phrase has been used consistently since 2011, most recently while renewing a Green Card he insists is 'basically a formality at this point.'
Witnesses confirm the forward reached three continents in under four minutes. The coffee, still undrunk, remains under independent review.
Our team cross-referenced fifteen years of stated intentions against zero purchased one-way tickets. The claim rates a solid 'technically still 2026.'
A guest columnist explains why 8,000 miles of distance and zero recent ground-level context are, if anything, a clarity advantage.
The post, timed precisely to a vesting date, generated 1,200 reactions and zero comments from anyone who actually read past the first line.
Findings suggest a significant portion is redirected toward what the subject described only as 'trolling ops, for the cause.'
The airline has issued a statement clarifying that in-flight entertainment options were unrelated to the passenger's subsequent 18-month ideological transformation.
The record has stood since roughly 1998 and shows no signs of being challenged, mostly because nobody has read far enough to dispute it.
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